U.S. Olympians Describe What Inspires Them To Compete

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U.S. Olympians Describe What Inspires Them To Compete
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“I want to kill a guy with a sword, and fencing is the best way to legally do that.” -Alexander Massialas (Fencing)

people drown on a single weekend, so winning five gold medals in swimming is my way of proving I can save people in time if the water park gives me another chance.”“I like the Olympics because it gives athletes who suck at regular sports a chance at a normal life.”“The first time I tried surfing, I knew it would be part of my life forever as soon as I couldn’t get the wetsuit off.

”“Swimming and gymnastics were taken when I went to sign up for the Olympics, so I’m doing this until a spot opens up.”“People drop a lot of loose change in swimming pools. It’s a goldmine down there.”“I hope to inspire all the young ones who think skateboarding is just a cool hobby to think bigger and set their goals higher. Like, what if we used two very small skateboards, one on each foot? Not like rollerskates.

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