‘The satire writes itself’: Councils cutting down trees to clear paths for electric postie bikes

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‘The satire writes itself’: Councils cutting down trees to clear paths for electric postie bikes
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Melbourne councils have been “cutting down trees and removing vegetation” from footpaths to make it easier for Australia Post’s electric delivery bikes to get around, Sky News host James Morrow says.

Melbourne councils have been “cutting down trees and removing vegetation” from footpaths to make it easier for Australia Post’s electric delivery bikes to get around, Sky News host James Morrow says.“Maybe I should quit my job and write some satire, it just writes itself,” Mr Canavan said.

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