We can only speculate about what our ginger and white moggy gets up to away from home. But crime and violence are clearly involved
grew up around different kinds of domestic cat. My grandparents had a cat. My parents had three. My sister has had seven cats over the years. So I thought I was pretty familiar with their behaviour parameters. That is until I met Julian.
I do not know what shady events had occurred in the run-up to this warning, but I now suspect it to be a gross understatement. Upon adoption by us, he was renamed in honour of Star Trek’s, a genetically engineered human with genius capabilities. It suits Julian better than Rocco, his former, charity-bestowed name.
Despite all this – or maybe because of it – we worship him. His activities outside the house have led to an elaborate family narrative where his rejection of home comforts can only be explained by the existence of a burgeoning door-to-door sales empire. It is imagined that he must be running a chimney-sweeping business – “with sideline in fish recycling” — under the name J Grimbley Esq. Our suspicions about his true identity are widely shared.
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