.nbcsnl roasts Dilbert cartoonist ScottAdams over racist rant that led newspapers to drop the comic strip
Viewers offound out when “Weekend Update” anchor Michael Che welcomed the cartoon cubicle worker to the show.
“Michael, I think I can speak for myself and the entire all-white staff at the ‘Dilbert’ offices when I say this is a total shock,” said Dilbert, played by “SNL” cast member Michael Longfellow. “I mean, most cartoonists are weird. But racist weird? Let’s just say, I never got that memo.” Continuing, Dilbert admitted, “I knew [Adams] was bad. He made me go into the office every single day during COVID, and he“You’re autoimmune?” questioned Che, prompting Dilbert to respond, “Do I look like somebody who’s not autoimmune? My hair is skin. I cannot stress this enough: my hair is entirely skin and it’s the great tragedy of my life.
In search of answers, Dilbert took a “God forbid personal day” to do some research, reading the works of Karl Marx and “lots of the Black radicals” before coming to an epiphany about his job. “Even mundane work serves to uphold the capitalist system built to maintain a racial hierarchy, but that’s all about to change – race war’s coming,” he said.
“Are you ready? Because Dilbert is ready,” he added. “I woke up this morning ready to take to the streets and paint the city with the blood of a white man.”
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