The friends and comedy legends smilingly needle and riff off each other, and deliver eulogies for one another’s future funeral
aturday Night Live opens with Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson and Bowen Yang enjoying some eggnog at a Christmas party. They soon start crooning about how they each use the holiday as an excuse to keep from addressing the various personal issues, relationships, and world events giving them anxiety, including alcoholism, failing mental health, Elon Musk, Hitler , handsy uncles, homophobic grandmas, Scotus decisions and more.
In a new Please Don’t Destroy, Ben and Martin try to make John feel better about his break-up with girlfriend Chelsea by going scorched earth on her, recalling her as “stinky … like pond scum, like a sloppy pile of sewer run-off.” Things get awkward when John reveals that not only are they back together and engaged, but Chelsea has been in the room the whole time … as has her entire family via Zoom, as well as Martin, Short, and Michael Che, who fires Martin for being so cruel.
Next, Short plays Ebenezer Scrooge in a new adaptation of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol. Waking on Christmas morning, he throws open his bedroom window to find a young orphan below. He orders the lad to go buy a big Christmas goose, but when he tosses down some gold coins, he accidentally blinds the kid. Martin’s Ghost of Christmas past joins him to help, but only ends up causing more bloody carnage, resulting in a full-on massacre. Gruesome, dark fun, this one.
How to Treat Your Man is a late-night talk show hosted by ladies’ man Minky Carmichael , who offers advice to women on “How to get a man AND KEEP HIS ASS!” He holds court over his female audience until an ex of his stands up and reveals some strange and disturbing details on his penis. A classic energetic performance from Short that sees him flailing about like his life depends on it.
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