It's 2004 somewhere (or, time isn't real according to pop culture)

Dakota Johnson in Madame Web, looking into the future with horror of 2024.

Spider-people, Trump, low-rise pants and Lindsay Lohan: we look back 20 years to see how things are the same now, except much worse.If 2024 has taught us anything, it's that time is but a myth; an illusion. Time is a bedtime story we've retold ourselves so often that despite all proof that it has never existed and never will, we still believe in the passing of days, months, weeks, and years, and mark them down as though they mean something.

While everything old is inevitably new again , 2024 is an anomaly defined by the cultural legacy of its 20-year-old predecessor. Relics of the past have emerged to claim their thrones or to lead a very specific renaissance, while even Marvel-adjacent blockbusters force us to remember the dawn of the ugliest era in modern history. Don't believe me? I come with receipts. Please just hold on to their physical copies since 2004 had yet to adopt digital records.

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