'Free me from this charade': The imagined thoughts of Canada's dead groundhog

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'Free me from this charade': The imagined thoughts of Canada's dead groundhog
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Dear Diary satirically re\u002Dimagines a week in the life of a newsmaker. This week, inside the thoughts of the late groundhog Fred la Marmotte.

, the National Post satirically re-imagines a week in the life of a newsmaker. This week, Tristin Hopper takes a journey inside the thoughts of Fred la Marmotte.Sign up to know what's really happening by reading daily editorials and commentary by British Columbia's opinion leadersBy clicking on the sign up button you consent to receive the above newsletter from Postmedia Network Inc.

This season, I fear the strain is too great. I cannot bear another year of being presented to an audience of naifs who know not that their salvation lies entombed in a mute rodent. Oh, sweet death, claim me before sun-up …Article contentAnd so I am dead. Mere hours before my annual humiliation, my keepers found naught but a corpse: A lifeless, staring mass mocking their community’s singular claim to fame.

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