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This season, I fear the strain is too great. I cannot bear another year of being presented to an audience of naifs who know not that their salvation lies entombed in a mute rodent. Oh, sweet death, claim me before sun-up …Article contentAnd so I am dead. Mere hours before my annual humiliation, my keepers found naught but a corpse: A lifeless, staring mass mocking their community’s singular claim to fame.
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