'Upstairs neighbors be like omgggg I almost forgot to break my furniture and throw 100 marbles on the ground today.' —@amishestrogen
"Upstairs neighbors be like omgggg I almost forgot to break my furniture and throw 100 marbles on the ground today." —when I was 12 or so my babysitter would always talk about this girl she used to babysit—how cool she was, how much she missed her—and it made me hate this girl out of pure childish jealously bc I wanted my babysitter to think *I* was cool.
upstairs neighbors be like omgggg i almost forgot to break my furniture and throw 100 marbles on the ground today😫pic.twitter.com/DJY3NpIZZA Look, I’m no detective - but if I was trying to find a missing middle-aged rich lady who was tired of her shitty husband, I’d at least *ask* Pete Davidson.it is so embarrassing when u hold a baby and they immediately start crying like omg is my vibe totally fucked, be honest with me
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